15- Perks Of Being Short

Short people. They are always the one who gets teased by their friends. We, short people, are always called "shorty", "midget", "smurf" and etc. But it's fine by me because there are a lot of perks for us shorties. I went to google and found out that there are ten reasons why being short is the best.

Number one, to short girls like me, we can wear the tallest heels we want without ever feeling "too tall". Number two, most short people have tiny feet that is why we are able top buy child size sneakers, which are way more cheaper than adult sneakers. Number three, we are always in the front row (hah!). Number four, people are always looking down at us, which is a good angle for looking thin. Number five, at standing room only events, tall people willingly allow us to go in front of them. Number six, we can hide in a really small, innocuous space where normal sized people wouldn't fit. Number seven, in crowds, we can slip into tiny nooks, meaning we'll always be able to find our way into a subway seat or snake our way through a crowd of people to the front of the concert. Number eight, most people will think that we are younger than 16 so we can get discounts for children only (lol). Number nine, when we are playing, our opponent won't see us coming until it's too late (HAHAHA!). And last but not the least, number ten, WE WILL ALWAYS BE STUPIDLY ADORABLE. 

Now that you, people, already know some perks about being short, you wouldn't have to pity us anymore! JUST DON'T EVER PAT OUR HEADS LIKE A DOG. I SWEAR I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR LOVELY ARMS IF YOU DID THAT TO ME. Lol just kidding. I just wanted to let you all know that being short is not that bad. It is actually amazing.